when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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sometimes im reading a fanfic and i get halfway through, stop reading and think to myself is this really what i want to do with my teen years the years that supposedly will be the best years of my life is this really what i want to do all summer and then i realise yes
yes it is
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“The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms” - Lao Tzu
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my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
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Source: churchofcheesus
I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
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Source: iamthemagicks
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via mrsstark)
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- Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
- Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
Source: impurgefection
